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if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?
So the movie Lucy appears to be completely based on the idea that humans only use ten percent of our brains. However, isn't that completely inaccurate?

edwardspoonhands:

It is indeed. It’s super interesting that it’s such a sticky myth…apparently we feel underutilized.

comedycentral:

One of these #ComicConBands will boldly go where no man has gone before on tonight’s new @midnight!

When you see someone misshelve a book at the library
couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
Ramen Noodle Stir Fry
Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili Cheese Ramen
Egg Drop Ramen
Spinach and Ramen
Ramen Spaghetti
Ramen Alfredo
Cheesy Ramen Noodles
Mug Meals:
Cheesy Eggs Mug
Cheese and Broccoli Mug
Mac and Cheese in a Mug
Meatloaf in a Mug
Nutella Mug Cake
Cheesecake Mug
Coffee Cup Quiche
Coffee Cup Chilaquiles
Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
Fried Rice
Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole 
Garlic Chicken
Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
Pancakes
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couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Mug Meals:

Microwave Recipes:

Recipe Generators

Other Resources

i'm on my laptop and i keep clicking everything and i can't stop what have i done what have i become

thesejokesdontcount:

huzzahbazinga:

thesejokesdontcount:

huzzahbazinga:

It’s ok. I’m pretty sure you’re just suffering from excessive Tumbling. I’m gonna have to prescribe a small dose of @midnight episodes, but if the internet/cable TV pharmacy is out of that, you can substitute the “Honest Trailers” series on YouTube by Screen Junkies. Get back to me in 24 hours if your symptoms are still the same.

i am not subbed to Screen Junkies, as I like to let those build up and watch a bunch in one fell swoop. I guess tonight is that night hahahaha

Here’s the true test of our overlapping interests: if you had to pick one current stand-up comedian who most resembles yourself (mostly based on the similarity of your laughs, but also subject matter/viewpoint), who would it be? I have an answer in mind, and this may completely backfire, but I’m curious to find out who you choose.

OMG I’m so curious to know what your answer is! I’d say I’m a lot like either a white version of Ron Funches, or a chubby version of Rory Scovel hahaha. But those guys are way funnier than me.

Secret option C: Vulgar Pete Holmes?

Hahahaha I was definitely thinking Vulgar Pete Holmes! The laugh is just too similar for me to make the connection. But from what I’ve seen of Ron Funches on @midnight, you could totally make a case for being a White Ron Funches. I’ll have to check out some of his stuff.

Also, if you haven’t checked out Pete Holmes’ podcast, definitely worth it.

i'm on my laptop and i keep clicking everything and i can't stop what have i done what have i become

thesejokesdontcount:

huzzahbazinga:

It’s ok. I’m pretty sure you’re just suffering from excessive Tumbling. I’m gonna have to prescribe a small dose of @midnight episodes, but if the internet/cable TV pharmacy is out of that, you can substitute the “Honest Trailers” series on YouTube by Screen Junkies. Get back to me in 24 hours if your symptoms are still the same.

i am not subbed to Screen Junkies, as I like to let those build up and watch a bunch in one fell swoop. I guess tonight is that night hahahaha

Here’s the true test of our overlapping interests: if you had to pick one current stand-up comedian who most resembles yourself (mostly based on the similarity of your laughs, but also subject matter/viewpoint), who would it be? I have an answer in mind, and this may completely backfire, but I’m curious to find out who you choose.

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