Huzzah! Bazinga! Catch Phrase!
i'm on my laptop and i keep clicking everything and i can't stop what have i done what have i become

thesejokesdontcount:

huzzahbazinga:

thesejokesdontcount:

huzzahbazinga:

It’s ok. I’m pretty sure you’re just suffering from excessive Tumbling. I’m gonna have to prescribe a small dose of @midnight episodes, but if the internet/cable TV pharmacy is out of that, you can substitute the “Honest Trailers” series on YouTube by Screen Junkies. Get back to me in 24 hours if your symptoms are still the same.

i am not subbed to Screen Junkies, as I like to let those build up and watch a bunch in one fell swoop. I guess tonight is that night hahahaha

Here’s the true test of our overlapping interests: if you had to pick one current stand-up comedian who most resembles yourself (mostly based on the similarity of your laughs, but also subject matter/viewpoint), who would it be? I have an answer in mind, and this may completely backfire, but I’m curious to find out who you choose.

OMG I’m so curious to know what your answer is! I’d say I’m a lot like either a white version of Ron Funches, or a chubby version of Rory Scovel hahaha. But those guys are way funnier than me.

Secret option C: Vulgar Pete Holmes?

Hahahaha I was definitely thinking Vulgar Pete Holmes! The laugh is just too similar for me to make the connection. But from what I’ve seen of Ron Funches on @midnight, you could totally make a case for being a White Ron Funches. I’ll have to check out some of his stuff.

Also, if you haven’t checked out Pete Holmes’ podcast, definitely worth it.

i'm on my laptop and i keep clicking everything and i can't stop what have i done what have i become

thesejokesdontcount:

huzzahbazinga:

It’s ok. I’m pretty sure you’re just suffering from excessive Tumbling. I’m gonna have to prescribe a small dose of @midnight episodes, but if the internet/cable TV pharmacy is out of that, you can substitute the “Honest Trailers” series on YouTube by Screen Junkies. Get back to me in 24 hours if your symptoms are still the same.

i am not subbed to Screen Junkies, as I like to let those build up and watch a bunch in one fell swoop. I guess tonight is that night hahahaha

Here’s the true test of our overlapping interests: if you had to pick one current stand-up comedian who most resembles yourself (mostly based on the similarity of your laughs, but also subject matter/viewpoint), who would it be? I have an answer in mind, and this may completely backfire, but I’m curious to find out who you choose.

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comedycentral:

Which of these #DepressingDisney tweets is a bigger bummer than the first 20 minutes of Up? Find out on tonight’s new @midnight.

i'm on my laptop and i keep clicking everything and i can't stop what have i done what have i become

It’s ok. I’m pretty sure you’re just suffering from excessive Tumbling. I’m gonna have to prescribe a small dose of @midnight episodes, but if the internet/cable TV pharmacy is out of that, you can substitute the “Honest Trailers” series on YouTube by Screen Junkies. Get back to me in 24 hours if your symptoms are still the same.

musictheoryaugmented:

#SaturdaySnapchat #LuvHandel 
I think this whole transition with the ads is really cool, and I like that you're doing it. However, seeing people make it their business to know what exactly you do with however much money you make kind of irks me. Nerdfighters can be so enlightened and caring, but does it ever frustrate you how intrusive they can be, analyzing every statement you make and now even analyzing your money?

edwardspoonhands:

No. I see our business as being owned by Nerdfighteria more than it is owned by me. If I have an unofficial board of directors with 200,000 passionate, caring people on it, that’s fine with me.

Look at you, Travis! Getting your question answered by Hank and subsequently reblogged by John.

I’m definitely going to identify myself as a friend of that guy who got reblogged that one time by relatively famous people I really like.